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Guinness Demotivational Poster


NINJA SKILLS! - The ability to pass out while puking and not spill your Guinness!


TAGS: vomit puke funny bukiboo guinness
Rating: 4.38/5

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CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:52 pm
And i thought only Canadians could take a nasty fall without spilling their beer
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
But this is a d*** admirable feat.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
HA! Not a chance in hell I'd fall asleep with a full glass! I drank a hell of a lot there... 12-20 Guinness per night. (not covered in the per-diem... but, if you've seen Reno chicks, you'd have to drink, too.
ICEMAN - February 19, 2010, 10:45 pm
Aggy, pic from your vacation???
Chillax - February 19, 2010, 3:54 pm
Unfortunately, the story ends with the ninja getting backed over by the guy in the minivan. Hey, can I still have the Guinness?


AGGY'S STOUT CAKE -


TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food
Rating: 4.62/5

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FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and g**, mainly whether or not u love the ****
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not g**!


GUINNESS BEER DRINKERS -


TAGS: guinness smiles
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:43 pm
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Where'd he get all those teeth?!?!?!? (5L)
LogicDude - July 9, 2009, 4:37 pm
Hey! That's my Dentist!
BoneCD - July 9, 2009, 8:12 am
Ziiiiiiing there Aggy


THANK GUINNESS - It's Friday, enjoy !




GUINNESS LIKE CHAMPAGNE ONLY IRISH -


TAGS: guinness irish beer champagne
Rating: 4.44/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
As I sit in Dublin and tip my hat to the Irish.... like gold flowin' from angel's fingers....


SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~


TAGS: vader star wars sellout guinness dark
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2009, 8:36 pm
Patience.


DROWNED AT THE BREWERY -


TAGS: irish guinness beer pee drowning
Rating: 4.26/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 11:43 am
you can never beat the classic5 man!
forseti - June 1, 2011, 1:45 am
...and you still love it! RIGHT?!
house - May 31, 2011, 6:07 pm
a very old joke


SIMILARITY BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A GLASS OF GUINNESS -


TAGS: guinness priest
Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:49 pm
No truer words have ever been uttered... well, a couple things that mwlf said... then there's one time when logic dude... also, cubby made a point... well, this is top 5, anyhow.


THE DREAMS -




DARK SIDE ELIXIR -


TAGS: guinness beverage darth vader dark side elixir
Rating: 4.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:56 am
Plural: Guinni


GUINNESS -


TAGS: guinness truck rainbow wytch
Rating: 3.86/5

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GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:18 pm
Yeeess...So?
Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 1:04 am
Unless it's Guinness Draught. I swear to God they brew that stuff with ground up pencil lead.


SILLY OTTER - go put that down and get me a guinness instead




GUINNESS - An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of naked women to get to a bottle of Guinness.


TAGS: beer guinness
Rating: 4.38/5

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Iconoclast - February 5, 2011, 10:53 pm
I am a Guinness fan - when it is properly on draught. The bottled stuff is, IMHO, undrinkable.
Cloudchaser - February 3, 2011, 12:01 am
Maybe it's just me, but Guinness Draught tastes like it was brewed with pencil lead. And that "flavor rocket" they put in the bottles instead of the extra in the drink? That's just a marketing gimmick that does nothing more than to make the price go up.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 9:34 pm
I have a business card holder that my goddaughter's mom had engraved for me... "He'd step over ten n**** women to get to a pint of Guinness" - sadly, it's true. I believe that's the correct quote. And I'm not even irish! I just love the stuff.
Unclebark - February 2, 2011, 8:33 pm
"willing bodies..." maybe?? Still, I kinda like your serial killer angle.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 8:24 pm
saying "the bodies of n**** women" sounds more like a serial killer than a Guinness lover. But it's nice to be both. You can come back to the... bodies... after tossing back a few six-packs.


IRISH BREAKFAST - Even Little Antonio Kwows Exactly How A Successful Schoolday Starts


TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 4.12/5

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forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:25 pm
Saw yours 5 min ago. Mine is much better! :P
rerun - April 5, 2010, 12:24 pm

nice take on an older pic.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:29 am
Good night Aggy. Got to wake up for work tomorrow. See ya.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:24 am
Indeed.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:16 am
Point well taken. But, in good company, if I do say so myself.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:09 am
Ummmm, culos, cubby, mustyk, sean, agdaniele,(wait, what?) etc, etc, etc.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:05 am
Naturally. Who would?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:03 am
I'm not sure I want to.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:01 am
LMAO! Ain't you heard?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:00 am
Weenie.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:59 am
LOL!!! I know where you're going with that! No, I won't be.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:58 am
Yeahbut?????? Will you still be in the country?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:56 am
LMAO! Not until I see a subpoena and a blood test!
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:54 am
Is this kid related to you Aggy?


GUINNESS -


TAGS: mmmm guinness mmmm beer mmmm
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 12:26 am
And this centerfold has no s***les!!! All hail Bunny! Great motifake!
Sean - July 9, 2009, 12:19 am
Agdaniele hath found his perfect "Missus" ... her gazongas be made o' guinnes. And the rest of 'er tooooo!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 11:56 pm
Wow. I blew that one. YES! YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!
Sean - July 8, 2009, 11:41 pm
If they're made of guinness, their days/hours/minutes are numbered.
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 11:05 pm
What? Why would I ever want them off?!?!?
Sean - July 8, 2009, 10:32 pm
AGDANIELE Give him half an excuse, and he'll drink yer t*** off!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:16 pm
W'sup? Hey... how ya doin'? Thirsty?


TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA - now part of a balanced, nutritional breakfast




GUINNESS INSPIRED THOUGHTS -




GUINNESS AND THE QUEEN -


TAGS: guinness ireland queen
Rating: 4.73/5

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forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:46 am
I'd kill a leprechaun to get a Guinne55!


17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -




THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER -


TAGS: aggy guinness mr m asked for it iceman
Rating: 4.5/5

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Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:39 am
Thirsty man..
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:02 pm
Bi?
ICEMAN - March 18, 2011, 5:25 pm
More like a sign of Mr. M. Check the forums. ;)
Airman - March 18, 2011, 5:21 pm
LOL ice. You, Rerun and I all used the same picture on the same day! a sign of the apocalypse?


MAN, THAT TASTES GOOD! - Just like a MOD, I need a Guinness or three, After dealing with NUTS all day!




THERE ARE TIMES - When there's simply just not enough Guinness in the world !!!


TAGS: guinness t shirt st patrick world ugly shamrock
Rating: 2.45/5

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JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:16 pm
Should say "I 8 Irish Boys"
LogicDude - May 20, 2009, 1:57 pm
*sniff* She ate ALL of me Lucky Charms!


COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee road life guinness
Rating: 4.37/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 4:03 am
Whatever work for ya man! C affine, Beer... 5 Liters!


IMPROVING TROOP MORALE IN AFGHANISTAN - This donation would motivate troops. The truck was last seen at the Khyber Pass. The Taliban did NOT approve.




GUINNESS STOUT CUPCAKE - Because even the Mods need a snack every now and then.




STUPID MONKEY! - That's not Guinness! Don't you know the difference????


TAGS: culos monkey beer guinness
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:50 pm
It's why white chicks had to wear bustles. See also: chinese girls
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:49 pm
Most white girls don't!!! LOL!
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 12:52 pm
We crew have one seriously stupid mascot. Should've gone with the badonkadonk.


WHAT DO A PRIEST AND A GUINNESS HAVE IN COMMON? - A black body, a white collar and if you get a bad one It'll tear the ass off ya!


TAGS: what do a priest and a guinness have in common
Rating: 4.11/5

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Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:25 am

i thought it was great! still chuckling
manticore - May 9, 2010, 1:18 pm
Might have been funny if it had been original see


KING ARTHUR -


TAGS: royalty day king arthur guinness holy grail fill your cup
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:08 am
Wow, Jack... who can top that comeback?
BurpingJack - November 16, 2009, 3:22 pm
Yeah! it'd just hover so far far away and never ever come back...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:28 pm
If he released the bottle, it'd just hover.
BurpingJack - November 15, 2009, 8:13 am
Go ahead! you won't regret that! Throw it as long as it's full!
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 9:35 pm
*pssst* You Guinness guys real should get a room.
spacedog - November 14, 2009, 7:09 pm
Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:39 pm
Cheers!
Bartimaeus - November 14, 2009, 5:34 pm
Truer words were never spoken, Aggy. Great comment. Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:19 pm
Some folk o'er the water think bitter is fine. And others they swear by the juice of the vine. But there's nothing that's squeezed from the gra** or the hop, like the black liquidation with the froth on the top!


THE MOTIFAKE MARCHING BAND - Performs its Aggyday perscision routine To the sound of “Seven drunken nights”




LOBSTERS & GUINNESS -




GUINNESS -


TAGS: aggy drinks peepee guinness
Rating: 4.8/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 1:41 am
With a healthier prostate...
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 1:20 am
Zing! Nice one RL!


REALITY -


TAGS: life steak young ones guinness
Rating: 4.54/5

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Reality Lord - July 29, 2010, 7:41 am

welcome to my world
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 3:49 am
But when you finish it, you'll still say...that was good. 5 tasty poodles


GUINNESS LOYALTY -


TAGS: guinness beer tattoo
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 9:06 am
Amen.
culos - November 29, 2010, 6:57 am
Guinness, not a brand, a religion!
Alfredogarcia - November 29, 2010, 6:19 am
Don't be silly, change brands how is that possible?


AGDANIEL - He will die a happy happy man


TAGS: oracle redhead guinness
Rating: 3.65/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 12:25 pm
I'm not dead yet! I feel happy... I feel happy!
ICEMAN - March 19, 2010, 12:50 am
Been nice knowing ya' Aggy. Lucky bastiche.


ART - much like beauty is in the eye of the beholder that and no one can resist a Guinness




WRITERS BLOCK - After His 18th Guinness Agdaniele Confronts His Demons And Vents His Frustrations


TAGS: agdaniele demons guinness that was my laptop
Rating: 4.62/5

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rerun - April 16, 2010, 11:02 pm

yeah, I know. I am attempting to head that off.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 11:01 pm
Bwahahaha! I'm not sure you and Aggy are talking about the same gun Rerun. NSFW?
rerun - April 16, 2010, 10:58 pm

he usually loads the gun after the 1st.
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:30 pm
It starts early.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 8:29 pm
I think you mis-typed rerun. It should read "After his 1st Guinness......"
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 7:51 pm
I'll stick with that popular version of what happened... but, this is usually what happens right BEFORE clicking the REJECT b***on on a NSFW Cubby submission.


PRISON TATS -


TAGS: agdaniele guinness reno what a night
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - September 25, 2010, 2:07 pm
Nice one bone.
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 1:33 pm
So true to the strip! LMAO
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 1:29 pm
Based on "The Noodle Incident" defense, I refuse to comment further.


ST PATTYS DAY -


TAGS: guinness aggy stpatricks day
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - March 18, 2011, 12:31 am
No drinking for me.... got work in the morning.
pzykosiz - March 18, 2011, 12:19 am
still concious i see
agdaniele - March 17, 2011, 11:19 pm
Giggety.


RESPECT - Agdaniele to the new-comers: He's the guy who likes guinness. Agdaniele to the veterans: He's that asswhole moderator


TAGS: guinness is good for you
Rating: 3.83/5

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Korohyou - March 4, 2010, 11:18 am
Did I inspire 'the guy who likes guiness'? :D
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:41 pm
LMAO! Hmmmmmm..... I thought it was the other way around... must be losing my touch. 5L
Derek - February 19, 2010, 8:27 pm
He nose a good brew when he finds one


AGDANIELE HAS CAUGHT SOMEONE'S EYE - Most women get stars in their eyes But not when Aggy's the subject... (At least its not pierced!)


TAGS: happy aggy day guinness eye
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:16 pm
That Guinness must belong to another man... my eyes are green with envy.


I DON'T GET IT -


TAGS: drunks day who else but greybeards babysitting service booze will work for food prefer guinness
Rating: 3.69/5

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Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
Message received...so the bacon is more like ransom.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:48 pm
They'll still have all their limbs in the morning.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:46 pm
d***! They're high maintenance! Does the bacon afford the child an kind of extra protection? Gun turrets, perhaps?
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:10 pm
And the bacon. They'll kill you if you forgot the bacon.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
You should always go with the greybeard. You can't trust them with your fridge. but your child's life will be in good hands. Trust me. Just keep 'em supplied with Guinness.
Anonymous2 - October 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
I don't like the looks of either one of them. The left one looks rather mannish and college age, which means drunkeness and ignoring the kid, and the other just looks like he'll eat the food in my fridge and not care about the kid.


GUINNESS TO GO - Who is the b/tard that said I couldn't have Guinness for breakfast?! Just the thing that helps me face the Timmies of the world every morning




SHAKING AND SLURRED - Agdaniele disappeared from Motifake one day. We all knew that he had gone to a better place.


TAGS: guinness throw a few kegs over the wall now and then buddy
Rating: 3.53/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
See I predicted it months ago! Now we know were you really were!
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:12 am
Destroy all those who are yourself! Do it! It's not a request. Filthy slimy little youselfs.
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:35 am
Can he look for Bunny while he's there? She's still MIA...
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:19 pm
good I can stop now.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:18 pm
LOL@ E
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:16 pm
AgdanielE went out and bought a grappling hook and a map of Dublin today.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:03 am
(sorry about the puddle)


I DON'T KNOW... - I don't think I can drink enough Harbin to make those sound tempting... Got any Guinness?




GUINNESS - That which is striking and beautiful is not always good, but that which is good is always beautiful. ~Ninon de L'Enclos~




DARKNESS -


TAGS: guinness beer agdaniele s darkness
Rating: 3.23/5

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MrRandom - October 16, 2009, 12:04 am
This year I'm thinking Richards, little chocolate bars, and some way to piss off trick and treaters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 12:02 am
Just remember your fallback plans....Chronic Masturbation and stale cheesies.
MrRandom - October 15, 2009, 11:58 pm
Sounds wonderful. I manage to actually get it off for work once, and I can't find anything to do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 11:52 pm
Don't say that random, I'm moving on the first (I hate moving)....BTW 5 lions for the leg humping cosmonaut.
MrRandom - October 15, 2009, 11:32 pm
Halloween needs to come faster.


GODERATOR POWER - Sometimes motifake needs a bouncer. sometimes motifake needs a gardener. Aggie the mod steps up to the plate!


TAGS: bags of oranges and cans of guinness are heavy
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:24 pm
I often dream of operating a churro cart at Disneyland. Sigh.... maybe a good semi-retirement job.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:22 pm
Oh! Well, that's great then!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 12:19 pm
Chalupa's and churro's actually.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:09 am
Let me guess... the plate is stacked with rice and beans?


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